it's the 5 of us - me muz farah nad and ika. the road trip to penang was awesome. not really because of the places we visited, but because we get to be together again. things didn't go smoothly lol, a lot of unexpected things happened.
first things first, the itinerary says that we will make our way out of kl to penang at around 4pm, but we were 5 hours behind the schedule. ika was late because she was stucked with her lecturer (no ika no car no penang) and upon her arrival she was complaining about some weird sounds coming from her car. ok that sound mmg annoying and scary too. so we stopped at the nearest workshop and it was the brake plate (kan?) yg haus and produce the annoying sound so we had to wait for about 30 minutes for the mechanic to change to brake plate.
maghrib was approaching and we went straight to fatin's house in bangi. lepak2 makan2 solat2 sekejap and finally gerak to penang at 9pm! ok lambat tahi. my parents dah bising2 sebab all girls drive long distance malam2, parents penyayang mmg patut bising pun.
2 hours later we stopped at tapah to rest, recharge ourselves and yes, toilet. it was 11 pm when we stop at tapah. lepas tu tukar driver and terus head to the north. i was sleepy gila but couldnt sleep, same goes to farah. so we borak2 and nyanyi2 when muz suddenly bagitau that she just realized there's a persona car following us dari tadi. kitorang went to the right, diorang pun pegi right, went to the left, diorang pun went to the left padahal theres no reason for them not to potong us. then tah camane the persona had to potong us maybe because of the car behind it. realizing the fact that kitorang kena follow with that car yg ada 2-3 guys inside, we slowed down a bit and so did the persona! bodoh gila! semua terus terigt cerita scary nad about her friend yg pnah kena kejar with a group of guys dekat federal highway. gila cuak k time tu. terus tutup lagu, i dah capai kayu kat kereta ika and we slowed down gila babs and still the car pun slow gila babs. bila dah jauh sket sebab kitorang mmg slow down gila almost tak bergerak, we decided to go to the nearest exit which is gopeng sebab nak lari from that persona. seriously, better be safe than sorry.
lepas dah masuk exit ipoh, farah n muz pakai songkok so that people from outside igt diorang laki and tak brani kacau kitorang follow kitorang or what. lawak ok. ada pakcik siap tengok 2 kali to make sure if they're really lelaki. hahah whatever it is, sooo bersyukur that we finally dpt lari from the persona car. shit can't imagine what will happen if tak dpt lari. rompak? rogol? damn those things are scary.
moral of the story is, NEVER stop kat mana2 stop if u're travelling with just girls. u never know. maybe orang2 sekeliling time stop tu get the idea yg kitorang semua girls so diorang berani nak follow. cilakas betul. tapi serious takkan do the same mistake again later in the future. scary ok kena follow!!!! should have brought parang pisau and pistol kalau boleh. hahahah.
then we reached penang at around 2am. spent the 1st nite at wani's house. the next day baru masuk to the pulau. note that wani's house was not in the pulau. then the sightseeing began. bukit bendera, the temples, the fort, the FOOD, the beach and the pasar batu feringgi. semua sekali. layan. with none of us yg familiar jalan penang, semua depends on the map and tanya2 orang. ada apek comel (according to muz farah and nad) siap lead kitorang to the sleeping buddha temple lagi. so comel sampai nad orgasm (nad kata)
and then we concluded that penang drivers drive suka suki diorang je. the next day, ada this one lori simen recklessly hit ika's car. so stupid because the car was static time tu tau2 je kena langgar from the back. bergaduh jugak la after dat and the guy was so rude he even cakap bodoh to us and claimed that hes been driving since the past 20 years which means to say that it wasnt his fault. there's no use of arguing with rude ppl because he refused to pay the damage lagipun mmg rasa nak tumbuk2 cincang2 pijak2 je pakcik tua kurang ajar tuuu!
the accident won't take place if bukan sebab kitorang sesat2 nak cari lorong burma sebab tiba2 lepas balik from the sleeping buddha temple semalam dapat notice kena bayar parking 30 sen. hello boleh je kot set up a booth as counter bayar parking or at least pacak la board kata kena bayar parking so takde la menyusahkan kitorang kena patah balik to the place nak bayar parking. siapa punya idea tah stupid gila. dahla none of us orang penang, so mmg sesat2 cam haram smpai lori simen tu pegi langgar kereta. sampai je lorong burma, muz and me terus pegi cari orang yg letak2 notice tu and i couldn't stop myself from mengamuk to him. hahahah. lepas tu rasa bersalah sebab abg 30 sen (the nickname for him) tu diam je sepanjang2 i marah. sorry bang, i tak tahan ah time tu. hahahah. but 30 sen punya pasal kereta kena langgar, on 2nd thought, mmg patut abg 30 sen kena marah dengan i. i was mean gila kot kat abg 30 sen.
ok. mean girls habis ayat. tak nak igt nanti rasa bersalah. hahahahah. can't deny my habit bergaduh dengan pakcik2 auto dkt india and mane2 orang india terbawak2 sampai malaysia. if not i lemah lembut je kot.
and then off to kuala kangsar sebab nak makan pau sedap tepi sungai. makan2 lepak2 rehat2 kencing2 then terus gerak kl. oh lupa nak ckp kitorang check-in copthorne hotel in tanjung bungah which is just next to batu feringgi. sebenarnya sgt cuak dengan tsunami. dahla before pegi penang ada tsunami in samoa, earthquake in padang and taufan ke apa tah kat phillipines kan. dahla malaysia siap ada tsunami alert tapi tatau kenapa kental jugak tidur hotel tepi laut. pagi2 tu after ika and farah bukak sliding door balcony tuu, asal bunyi ombak kuat je menyirap darah terbayang tsunami sumpah tak tipu. ok gila over kan. tapi serious cuak.
oklah so i dah tulis the highlights. benda2 lain2 masa sightseeing, sesat2 and beratur panjang and lama gila nak patah kaki sebab nak makan nasik kandar malas ah nak cerita. so bersyukur semuanya selamat though pelbagai halangan and rintangan kena kejar kereta la, lori simen bodoh tu langgar kereta la, brake plate kena tukar la, tapi yg penting semua selamat.
aaaa cinta my girlfriends. 6 years and still counting. weh, lepas ni maldives mauuu?
p/s : whatever it is, kalau road trip with just girls, jgn nak gedik2 stop pegi kencing or berak dekat r&r tepi highway tgh2 malam. tahan je kot! and bawak je segala pisau parang kayu perfume pepper spray. just in case kan. we learnt the lesson, and sumpah serik. sanggup tahan kencing 5 liter ok.
p/p/s : more pics in my facebook. and nad, upload pics from ur camera pls?
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