realize it or not, most of us fake it on the net. u fake the way u think, u fake the way u talk/write, u fake the way u express ur thoughts and u even fake ur photos.
people fake it because they are pathetic and because they're not proud of what they already have. faking it makes u look cool so go on faking some more. because u are my source of daily entertainment. lol.
really, i dun have anyone to impress. so, just bear with my words. they can be harsh, they can be wordy and they can be straight-forward. afterall, i am comfortable writing from my heart.
p/s : i know u're not impressed. uh oh, who says i want to impress u?
Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
keluh kesah bersama kak esah
really, holiday is ending. today is thursday and i'm leaving on a jet plane on sunday! aaaaaaaa. tiba2 rasa berkecamuk. i'm not satisfied with my holiday.
firstly, as expected, i didn't manage to fulfil everything in my list! i had to reluctactly turn down a few invitations from old friends, be it raya open house or just lepak2 nearby. and now that i have less than 3 days to go, lagila i have to lepak indoor if not my mom/dad will start pokpek pokpek kata i never stay at home, always keluar meet people and balik late nite blablabla. they never really mind bila i go out and balik lambat semua but bila tiba je nak dekat hari i nak balik asrama/kms/india then the syndrome perli2 i datang kembali. ha biasalah tu.
dahla out of the blue my dad marah i balik lambat tadi. aaaaaa i'm guessing keadaan still tegang so there's no way i can go out tomorrow. thought of hanging out with farah before i go back to india aaa tapi how lah if only u stay nearby i can la curi kereta jap pegi jumpa but the car is always always always unavailable my dad nak guna la my mom guna la my bro guna la lepas tu even if it's available my parents tahla so kedekut their car. ok, I WANT MY OWN CAR. aaa pathetic gila.
lepas tu the shopping spree. i haven't bought the things which are on top of my list. as expected again, i end up buying things i dun really need like new tops and dresses. i wanted to buy a new bag to go to class but the one i like was rm300+++ so mcm pegi la mampos aku nak spend that much for bag pegi class so i guess i'm just gonna stick with the old worn out mng bag yg i guna since dekat kms and bag bunga2 promod which is already 2 years old. told ya i'm not really into bags so hahah, nasib ah pakai bag buruk.
and when i go back to india, i am officially a 3rd year medical student. aaaaaa. indirect way of saying that i have to work harder. sometimes rasa taknak blaja dah nak jadi penyanyi. bukan sometimes la, everytime down psl belajar i slalu fikir camtu, and now i tak down pasal belajar tp i down sebab dah nak kena balik and start belajar. i wanna do something i enjoy the most. not to say i tak enjoy doing medic, just that the burden is too much sometimes. woorrr dah la ni dah jauh menyimpang pulak keluh kesah kak esah kita ni.
ciao lah. gua penat karaoke dangdut tadi. penat goyang inul senggol senggolan and cubit cubitan. so tolong petik gitar kasi i tidur dgn aman damai yea. tataaa~
firstly, as expected, i didn't manage to fulfil everything in my list! i had to reluctactly turn down a few invitations from old friends, be it raya open house or just lepak2 nearby. and now that i have less than 3 days to go, lagila i have to lepak indoor if not my mom/dad will start pokpek pokpek kata i never stay at home, always keluar meet people and balik late nite blablabla. they never really mind bila i go out and balik lambat semua but bila tiba je nak dekat hari i nak balik asrama/kms/india then the syndrome perli2 i datang kembali. ha biasalah tu.
dahla out of the blue my dad marah i balik lambat tadi. aaaaaa i'm guessing keadaan still tegang so there's no way i can go out tomorrow. thought of hanging out with farah before i go back to india aaa tapi how lah if only u stay nearby i can la curi kereta jap pegi jumpa but the car is always always always unavailable my dad nak guna la my mom guna la my bro guna la lepas tu even if it's available my parents tahla so kedekut their car. ok, I WANT MY OWN CAR. aaa pathetic gila.
lepas tu the shopping spree. i haven't bought the things which are on top of my list. as expected again, i end up buying things i dun really need like new tops and dresses. i wanted to buy a new bag to go to class but the one i like was rm300+++ so mcm pegi la mampos aku nak spend that much for bag pegi class so i guess i'm just gonna stick with the old worn out mng bag yg i guna since dekat kms and bag bunga2 promod which is already 2 years old. told ya i'm not really into bags so hahah, nasib ah pakai bag buruk.
and when i go back to india, i am officially a 3rd year medical student. aaaaaa. indirect way of saying that i have to work harder. sometimes rasa taknak blaja dah nak jadi penyanyi. bukan sometimes la, everytime down psl belajar i slalu fikir camtu, and now i tak down pasal belajar tp i down sebab dah nak kena balik and start belajar. i wanna do something i enjoy the most. not to say i tak enjoy doing medic, just that the burden is too much sometimes. woorrr dah la ni dah jauh menyimpang pulak keluh kesah kak esah kita ni.
ciao lah. gua penat karaoke dangdut tadi. penat goyang inul senggol senggolan and cubit cubitan. so tolong petik gitar kasi i tidur dgn aman damai yea. tataaa~
Monday, October 5, 2009
6 years and still counting :)
it's the 5 of us - me muz farah nad and ika. the road trip to penang was awesome. not really because of the places we visited, but because we get to be together again. things didn't go smoothly lol, a lot of unexpected things happened.
first things first, the itinerary says that we will make our way out of kl to penang at around 4pm, but we were 5 hours behind the schedule. ika was late because she was stucked with her lecturer (no ika no car no penang) and upon her arrival she was complaining about some weird sounds coming from her car. ok that sound mmg annoying and scary too. so we stopped at the nearest workshop and it was the brake plate (kan?) yg haus and produce the annoying sound so we had to wait for about 30 minutes for the mechanic to change to brake plate.
maghrib was approaching and we went straight to fatin's house in bangi. lepak2 makan2 solat2 sekejap and finally gerak to penang at 9pm! ok lambat tahi. my parents dah bising2 sebab all girls drive long distance malam2, parents penyayang mmg patut bising pun.
2 hours later we stopped at tapah to rest, recharge ourselves and yes, toilet. it was 11 pm when we stop at tapah. lepas tu tukar driver and terus head to the north. i was sleepy gila but couldnt sleep, same goes to farah. so we borak2 and nyanyi2 when muz suddenly bagitau that she just realized there's a persona car following us dari tadi. kitorang went to the right, diorang pun pegi right, went to the left, diorang pun went to the left padahal theres no reason for them not to potong us. then tah camane the persona had to potong us maybe because of the car behind it. realizing the fact that kitorang kena follow with that car yg ada 2-3 guys inside, we slowed down a bit and so did the persona! bodoh gila! semua terus terigt cerita scary nad about her friend yg pnah kena kejar with a group of guys dekat federal highway. gila cuak k time tu. terus tutup lagu, i dah capai kayu kat kereta ika and we slowed down gila babs and still the car pun slow gila babs. bila dah jauh sket sebab kitorang mmg slow down gila almost tak bergerak, we decided to go to the nearest exit which is gopeng sebab nak lari from that persona. seriously, better be safe than sorry.
lepas dah masuk exit ipoh, farah n muz pakai songkok so that people from outside igt diorang laki and tak brani kacau kitorang follow kitorang or what. lawak ok. ada pakcik siap tengok 2 kali to make sure if they're really lelaki. hahah whatever it is, sooo bersyukur that we finally dpt lari from the persona car. shit can't imagine what will happen if tak dpt lari. rompak? rogol? damn those things are scary.
moral of the story is, NEVER stop kat mana2 stop if u're travelling with just girls. u never know. maybe orang2 sekeliling time stop tu get the idea yg kitorang semua girls so diorang berani nak follow. cilakas betul. tapi serious takkan do the same mistake again later in the future. scary ok kena follow!!!! should have brought parang pisau and pistol kalau boleh. hahahah.
then we reached penang at around 2am. spent the 1st nite at wani's house. the next day baru masuk to the pulau. note that wani's house was not in the pulau. then the sightseeing began. bukit bendera, the temples, the fort, the FOOD, the beach and the pasar batu feringgi. semua sekali. layan. with none of us yg familiar jalan penang, semua depends on the map and tanya2 orang. ada apek comel (according to muz farah and nad) siap lead kitorang to the sleeping buddha temple lagi. so comel sampai nad orgasm (nad kata)
and then we concluded that penang drivers drive suka suki diorang je. the next day, ada this one lori simen recklessly hit ika's car. so stupid because the car was static time tu tau2 je kena langgar from the back. bergaduh jugak la after dat and the guy was so rude he even cakap bodoh to us and claimed that hes been driving since the past 20 years which means to say that it wasnt his fault. there's no use of arguing with rude ppl because he refused to pay the damage lagipun mmg rasa nak tumbuk2 cincang2 pijak2 je pakcik tua kurang ajar tuuu!
the accident won't take place if bukan sebab kitorang sesat2 nak cari lorong burma sebab tiba2 lepas balik from the sleeping buddha temple semalam dapat notice kena bayar parking 30 sen. hello boleh je kot set up a booth as counter bayar parking or at least pacak la board kata kena bayar parking so takde la menyusahkan kitorang kena patah balik to the place nak bayar parking. siapa punya idea tah stupid gila. dahla none of us orang penang, so mmg sesat2 cam haram smpai lori simen tu pegi langgar kereta. sampai je lorong burma, muz and me terus pegi cari orang yg letak2 notice tu and i couldn't stop myself from mengamuk to him. hahahah. lepas tu rasa bersalah sebab abg 30 sen (the nickname for him) tu diam je sepanjang2 i marah. sorry bang, i tak tahan ah time tu. hahahah. but 30 sen punya pasal kereta kena langgar, on 2nd thought, mmg patut abg 30 sen kena marah dengan i. i was mean gila kot kat abg 30 sen.
ok. mean girls habis ayat. tak nak igt nanti rasa bersalah. hahahahah. can't deny my habit bergaduh dengan pakcik2 auto dkt india and mane2 orang india terbawak2 sampai malaysia. if not i lemah lembut je kot.
and then off to kuala kangsar sebab nak makan pau sedap tepi sungai. makan2 lepak2 rehat2 kencing2 then terus gerak kl. oh lupa nak ckp kitorang check-in copthorne hotel in tanjung bungah which is just next to batu feringgi. sebenarnya sgt cuak dengan tsunami. dahla before pegi penang ada tsunami in samoa, earthquake in padang and taufan ke apa tah kat phillipines kan. dahla malaysia siap ada tsunami alert tapi tatau kenapa kental jugak tidur hotel tepi laut. pagi2 tu after ika and farah bukak sliding door balcony tuu, asal bunyi ombak kuat je menyirap darah terbayang tsunami sumpah tak tipu. ok gila over kan. tapi serious cuak.
oklah so i dah tulis the highlights. benda2 lain2 masa sightseeing, sesat2 and beratur panjang and lama gila nak patah kaki sebab nak makan nasik kandar malas ah nak cerita. so bersyukur semuanya selamat though pelbagai halangan and rintangan kena kejar kereta la, lori simen bodoh tu langgar kereta la, brake plate kena tukar la, tapi yg penting semua selamat.
aaaa cinta my girlfriends. 6 years and still counting. weh, lepas ni maldives mauuu?
p/s : whatever it is, kalau road trip with just girls, jgn nak gedik2 stop pegi kencing or berak dekat r&r tepi highway tgh2 malam. tahan je kot! and bawak je segala pisau parang kayu perfume pepper spray. just in case kan. we learnt the lesson, and sumpah serik. sanggup tahan kencing 5 liter ok.
p/p/s : more pics in my facebook. and nad, upload pics from ur camera pls?
first things first, the itinerary says that we will make our way out of kl to penang at around 4pm, but we were 5 hours behind the schedule. ika was late because she was stucked with her lecturer (no ika no car no penang) and upon her arrival she was complaining about some weird sounds coming from her car. ok that sound mmg annoying and scary too. so we stopped at the nearest workshop and it was the brake plate (kan?) yg haus and produce the annoying sound so we had to wait for about 30 minutes for the mechanic to change to brake plate.
maghrib was approaching and we went straight to fatin's house in bangi. lepak2 makan2 solat2 sekejap and finally gerak to penang at 9pm! ok lambat tahi. my parents dah bising2 sebab all girls drive long distance malam2, parents penyayang mmg patut bising pun.
2 hours later we stopped at tapah to rest, recharge ourselves and yes, toilet. it was 11 pm when we stop at tapah. lepas tu tukar driver and terus head to the north. i was sleepy gila but couldnt sleep, same goes to farah. so we borak2 and nyanyi2 when muz suddenly bagitau that she just realized there's a persona car following us dari tadi. kitorang went to the right, diorang pun pegi right, went to the left, diorang pun went to the left padahal theres no reason for them not to potong us. then tah camane the persona had to potong us maybe because of the car behind it. realizing the fact that kitorang kena follow with that car yg ada 2-3 guys inside, we slowed down a bit and so did the persona! bodoh gila! semua terus terigt cerita scary nad about her friend yg pnah kena kejar with a group of guys dekat federal highway. gila cuak k time tu. terus tutup lagu, i dah capai kayu kat kereta ika and we slowed down gila babs and still the car pun slow gila babs. bila dah jauh sket sebab kitorang mmg slow down gila almost tak bergerak, we decided to go to the nearest exit which is gopeng sebab nak lari from that persona. seriously, better be safe than sorry.
lepas dah masuk exit ipoh, farah n muz pakai songkok so that people from outside igt diorang laki and tak brani kacau kitorang follow kitorang or what. lawak ok. ada pakcik siap tengok 2 kali to make sure if they're really lelaki. hahah whatever it is, sooo bersyukur that we finally dpt lari from the persona car. shit can't imagine what will happen if tak dpt lari. rompak? rogol? damn those things are scary.moral of the story is, NEVER stop kat mana2 stop if u're travelling with just girls. u never know. maybe orang2 sekeliling time stop tu get the idea yg kitorang semua girls so diorang berani nak follow. cilakas betul. tapi serious takkan do the same mistake again later in the future. scary ok kena follow!!!! should have brought parang pisau and pistol kalau boleh. hahahah.
then we reached penang at around 2am. spent the 1st nite at wani's house. the next day baru masuk to the pulau. note that wani's house was not in the pulau. then the sightseeing began. bukit bendera, the temples, the fort, the FOOD, the beach and the pasar batu feringgi. semua sekali. layan. with none of us yg familiar jalan penang, semua depends on the map and tanya2 orang. ada apek comel (according to muz farah and nad) siap lead kitorang to the sleeping buddha temple lagi. so comel sampai nad orgasm (nad kata)
and then we concluded that penang drivers drive suka suki diorang je. the next day, ada this one lori simen recklessly hit ika's car. so stupid because the car was static time tu tau2 je kena langgar from the back. bergaduh jugak la after dat and the guy was so rude he even cakap bodoh to us and claimed that hes been driving since the past 20 years which means to say that it wasnt his fault. there's no use of arguing with rude ppl because he refused to pay the damage lagipun mmg rasa nak tumbuk2 cincang2 pijak2 je pakcik tua kurang ajar tuuu!
the accident won't take place if bukan sebab kitorang sesat2 nak cari lorong burma sebab tiba2 lepas balik from the sleeping buddha temple semalam dapat notice kena bayar parking 30 sen. hello boleh je kot set up a booth as counter bayar parking or at least pacak la board kata kena bayar parking so takde la menyusahkan kitorang kena patah balik to the place nak bayar parking. siapa punya idea tah stupid gila. dahla none of us orang penang, so mmg sesat2 cam haram smpai lori simen tu pegi langgar kereta. sampai je lorong burma, muz and me terus pegi cari orang yg letak2 notice tu and i couldn't stop myself from mengamuk to him. hahahah. lepas tu rasa bersalah sebab abg 30 sen (the nickname for him) tu diam je sepanjang2 i marah. sorry bang, i tak tahan ah time tu. hahahah. but 30 sen punya pasal kereta kena langgar, on 2nd thought, mmg patut abg 30 sen kena marah dengan i. i was mean gila kot kat abg 30 sen.
ok. mean girls habis ayat. tak nak igt nanti rasa bersalah. hahahahah. can't deny my habit bergaduh dengan pakcik2 auto dkt india and mane2 orang india terbawak2 sampai malaysia. if not i lemah lembut je kot.
and then off to kuala kangsar sebab nak makan pau sedap tepi sungai. makan2 lepak2 rehat2 kencing2 then terus gerak kl. oh lupa nak ckp kitorang check-in copthorne hotel in tanjung bungah which is just next to batu feringgi. sebenarnya sgt cuak dengan tsunami. dahla before pegi penang ada tsunami in samoa, earthquake in padang and taufan ke apa tah kat phillipines kan. dahla malaysia siap ada tsunami alert tapi tatau kenapa kental jugak tidur hotel tepi laut. pagi2 tu after ika and farah bukak sliding door balcony tuu, asal bunyi ombak kuat je menyirap darah terbayang tsunami sumpah tak tipu. ok gila over kan. tapi serious cuak.
oklah so i dah tulis the highlights. benda2 lain2 masa sightseeing, sesat2 and beratur panjang and lama gila nak patah kaki sebab nak makan nasik kandar malas ah nak cerita. so bersyukur semuanya selamat though pelbagai halangan and rintangan kena kejar kereta la, lori simen bodoh tu langgar kereta la, brake plate kena tukar la, tapi yg penting semua selamat.
aaaa cinta my girlfriends. 6 years and still counting. weh, lepas ni maldives mauuu?p/s : whatever it is, kalau road trip with just girls, jgn nak gedik2 stop pegi kencing or berak dekat r&r tepi highway tgh2 malam. tahan je kot! and bawak je segala pisau parang kayu perfume pepper spray. just in case kan. we learnt the lesson, and sumpah serik. sanggup tahan kencing 5 liter ok.
p/p/s : more pics in my facebook. and nad, upload pics from ur camera pls?
Sunday, October 4, 2009
hibernating? nah.
i'm too lazy and too busy to update my blog. tomorrow lah! kalau sempat! akan active kembali soon! ;p
Saturday, September 26, 2009
i demand for a longer holiday
1 week has gone, and i only have another 2 weeks to stay! shooott! i haven't met so many people and i haven't done so many things. don't tell me to compress things up in 2 weeks time because that's impossible! damn, do i have an option anyway? NO!
beyonce live in malaysia in 25th october damn itttt i wanna goooo!!!!! beyonce kottt??! shes hot shes classy shes gorgeous and i definitely wanna see her performing in kl :( dad didnt stop making fun of me because i won't get the chance to see her performing in kl since i'll be in india by then! aahhh sad sad :( :( :(
don't ask about raya because we didn't celebrate it as much. raya is just another day to us so yeah, i know everyone's posting their raya pics, unfortunately i dun have much raya pics to share. camwhoring during raya day isn't our family tradition. lol.
okay let's talk no more.
the ex-schoolmates! the yellow guy was my schoolmate in primary,
it's almost impossible not to have a mamak nite out when u stay in shah alam
and it's even harder not to shop
kesian, orang pergi beraya i berfish spa dekat rumah
winding up
because i don't have raya pics to share, so i snap this. i now have somethng to share. lol.
sarah got her new guitar which is so unfair! dad never bought me a goood guitar.
yeah i have the kapok one but still, she got a wayyyyy better one! tak aci!
ada pakcik berlagak rockstar. eh. pakcik ni la my dad. say hi to uncle tarmizi!
see, they left the kapok guitar for me. tak aci. tak aci.
MY EX-BEDMATE!! finally reunited! after a year?
zayani and her new sareee cewah!
that's about it. no, i'm not done yet so i demand for a longer holiday!
beyonce live in malaysia in 25th october damn itttt i wanna goooo!!!!! beyonce kottt??! shes hot shes classy shes gorgeous and i definitely wanna see her performing in kl :( dad didnt stop making fun of me because i won't get the chance to see her performing in kl since i'll be in india by then! aahhh sad sad :( :( :(
don't ask about raya because we didn't celebrate it as much. raya is just another day to us so yeah, i know everyone's posting their raya pics, unfortunately i dun have much raya pics to share. camwhoring during raya day isn't our family tradition. lol.
okay let's talk no more.
the ex-schoolmates! the yellow guy was my schoolmate in primary,and the white guy was my schoolmate since tadika up till secondary!
it's almost impossible not to have a mamak nite out when u stay in shah alam
and it's even harder not to shop
kesian, orang pergi beraya i berfish spa dekat rumah
winding up
because i don't have raya pics to share, so i snap this. i now have somethng to share. lol.
sarah got her new guitar which is so unfair! dad never bought me a goood guitar.
yeah i have the kapok one but still, she got a wayyyyy better one! tak aci!
ada pakcik berlagak rockstar. eh. pakcik ni la my dad. say hi to uncle tarmizi! 
see, they left the kapok guitar for me. tak aci. tak aci.
MY EX-BEDMATE!! finally reunited! after a year?
zayani and her new sareee cewah!
Monday, September 21, 2009
nasib orang tkde kampung
sisters minus kak long
the 2 handsome guys with my baby sis :D
yo yo selamat hari raya yaawww! 
mummy yg mengamuk di pagi raya sbb
kitorang bgn lambat ;p
sebab bosan beraya dkt rumah,
maka camwhore di rumah sendiri.
aaaaa cpt la i nak pegi open house korang2!
hargailah kampung2 anda sebab beraya dkt bandar
sangatlah bosan nak mati. haish.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
musafir
"sahaja aku tak puasa kerana aku seorang musafir dari india ke malaysia"
location : bangalore international airport
time : 10 minit sebelum niat
me : mak, esok tak nak puasa la saye kan musafir ni. esok
smpai umah nak makan terus ek.
mak : yelah tu, niat musafir nanti jangan lupe ganti.
***
esok paginya aku melantak laksa superb mak
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI
MAAF ZAHIR BATIN
location : bangalore international airport
time : 10 minit sebelum niat
me : mak, esok tak nak puasa la saye kan musafir ni. esok
smpai umah nak makan terus ek.
mak : yelah tu, niat musafir nanti jangan lupe ganti.
***
esok paginya aku melantak laksa superb mak
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI
MAAF ZAHIR BATIN
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